RESTROOMS, OVER YONDER (VW Bug Ranch, Conway TX)
Hey pardner--before you mosey on over in this hot sun, they're closed up too. They used to be a rattlesnake ranch over there, a real genuine tourist trap. Had that big ol' rusty sign up along the superslab, said Rattlesnakes Exit Now.
You know, I could never figger that out. That sign was on great big poles, way up high in the air. Them snakes is way down low...and they can't even read!