If this weather-blasted neon sign has a strange, otherworldly look it may indicate you are suffering from Donut Deficiency, a serious medical condition. Did you know that healthy adults require 2000 calories a day? Those with an active lifestyle need 2500!

Your friends at The Donut Institute note that donuts provide a quick 200-300 calorie boost. So visit your friendly local donut shop now and load up. There's one near you! Remember our slogan: "A Dozen A Day Keep Starvation at Bay!"