"De Pew"--Get it?! The wooden bench is from a church, probably an Original Sin and Eternal Torment denomination. But the punishing seat is bleaching, warping and splitting in the four-season climate.

Tiles in the foreground remained after this movie theater was demolished. You can see the characteristic slope in the concrete.

The little play on words might be funny if driving former Rt 66 through town wasn't so...funereal.