TRAV-O-TEL (Lincoln Highway Wiggins CO)
Wiggins CO is in the 1975 country song "Wolf Creek Pass." The opening line is, "Me and Earl was hauling chickens on a flatbed out of Wiggins." Two grammatical errors in just the first four words is pretty intense, even for country music. (For non-native English speakers, it should be: "Earl and I were hauling chickens....")
But the record belongs to a Kentucky waitress I encountered at breakfast in 1972. When I asked about a mysterious something on my plate--a white blob with tiny lumps--I was told, "Them's grits!"
Depending on how you keep score, that single non-word contains either three or four grammatical errors:
. Them (those)
. is (are)
. faulty subject-verb agreement
. not a word
Also not a word: "Trav-O-Tel" although it might have been. "Motel" (a contraction of Motor Hotel) caught on instead and required only five characters, not ten.