Lovely Tahitian Princess Mahi Mahi is flattered by attention from Swamp Thang but must inform him that she only dates her own species.

Actually, I have no idea what's going on here. Only "lovely" is objectively true--the rest is my own loopy interpretation of a scene encountered at random. Many other images are from the same event.

The graininess, blur and off-kilter composition are intentional. Bounce-flash and a tripod would have made a nice sharp image suitable for a wedding reception--not for this.