My, isn't this strange. Is he supposed to be a boy, a clown, or a martyr? What's with the horrible piercings around his eyes, the red nose, big goofy lips, the elaborate cross...and the polka-dotted boxer shorts? He's obviously in distress too, look at his fists.

Plus the painting is strangely positioned off to one side of the canvas. And it's covered with glass. It's ugly, doesn't make sense, and badly framed. No wonder it's being peddled off the side of a truck at an outdoor flea market.

Hmmm. You know that glass is picking up reflections. By moving around and tilting the camera just right I can get...let's see...a portable toilet in the blank space to balance it.

Ah, now it makes sense: A pierced boy wearing clown lips is constipated by the angst of having to use a stinky chemical toilet!

Suggested Music: The final chorus of "Midnight Train to Georgia."